DIARY OF A MATURE WOMAN
DAY 1 Today we celebrate the 20 th wedding anniversary. We try to relive our honeymoon, but he could not ... The thing is too fucking ... not be stopped ...
DAY 2
Today he told me "so-called" great secret ... He's half helpless! Great news ... I think the bastard I did not realize ...
DAY 3
This marriage is wrong ... Every woman has needs ... there is an age want to do ... at this age, wild sex is a temptation heartbreaking ...
DAY 4
I'm excited ... going to the doctor to prescribe Viagra to see if you can solve our problem and will change the Prozac (antidepressant) It takes, for Viagra, hoping to lift it more than the excitement ...
DAY 5
A godsend!, Turned out better than expected!, Had almost forgotten how rich you take my husband ...
DAY 6
Hayyyyy Life is wonderful! ... So fucking what fucking hit me ...
I have to say that Viagra has been very good! I was never so happy!
DAY 8
I think he has exaggerated the dose of Viagra in this weekend ...
beginning to be a little sore in the lower ... Back to burn me! ... I never knew my husband was so horny ...
DAY 9
Hello ... I have no time to write ... I can grab the anytime, because it is always hot.
DAY 10
Ok, I admit, I'm hidden! ... No woman can endure so much!
What can I do? I'm all ground both
DAY 11
not take it anymore!
is the same as going to bed with a Black & Decker drill!, This morning I woke up under the bed!, I guess the closest ancestor of this son of a bitch is a rabbit!
DAY 12
My God ... I do not know what to do to calm ... I left my makeup, a bath, brush my teeth ... I put ice in his underpants but he does not care ... after me ... He became a danger !.... Always goes with the bird standing.
DAY 13
Every time I close my eyes, nails me again ... I live with a scud missile! I can not even walk ... until it hurts hair ...
DAY 14
I've done any number of things to leave me alone, but to no avail ... I even dressed like a nun, but was worse ... Got up priest and even below the cassock gave me the ass. Socoooorroooooooo!
Huy! I'll end up killing this fucking hell ... I have some pain when sitting ... The dog and the cat come running to see it ... I think they are screwed too.
DAY 16 Today
bastard I suggested to suspend the Viagra and Prozac ... again, almost hitting me!.
DAY 17
Today I put Prozac in the case of Viagra, but it seems that does not help ...
There God ... Here comes again the bastard with the bird outside, moving to all sides and crazy look wicked! ... I hide ...
DAY 18
Prozac finally began to make the bastard !..., effect should be peace and quiet .... On everything for my ass, I'm putting ice cubes to reduce inflammation!, Now, my husband spends all day sitting in front of the TV with the remote control in hand ... watching their football and the History Channel again ... and asking what's for dinner today ... while drinking a beer as always ... Geva has a face that can not handle it ...
Oh! What a life so calm and wonderful ... What good is normal! ... I am happy ...
WHY MEN DO NOT understand us beautiful women?
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